📊 Pitch Deck Translations: Volume 4

“Because when your deck says ‘moonshot,’ but your API is down, someone has to say it.”

💬 Slide: “Hypergrowth, Fueled by Community”

🧨 Translation: We have a Discord server and vibes.

This "community" is three interns, a chatbot, and one very confused Reddit thread.

💬 Slide: “An Ecosystem, Not Just a Product”

🧨 Translation: We made one thing. Then renamed it four times.

Every startup eventually calls its bug-ridden dashboard an “ecosystem.” Just admit it's a button farm.

💬 Slide: “We’re AI-Native”

🧨 Translation: We added ChatGPT to our onboarding flow and called it innovation.

At this point, “AI-Native” just means “we’re still figuring out what our product is.”

💬 Slide: “Frustration-Free User Experience”

🧨 Translation: You’ll still be confused, but the fonts are clean.

Modern UX: smooth gradients, no labels, and a help article written by an AI with a grudge.

💬 Slide: “Culture is Our Competitive Edge”

🧨 Translation: We don’t offer benefits, but we do have custom Slack emojis.

Translation bonus: "We’re building a cult with quarterly OKRs."

💬 Slide: “Our Product Speaks for Itself”

🧨 Translation: We couldn’t afford a copywriter.

The product might speak for itself—but it’s whispering in 404 errors and loading spinners.

💬 Slide: “We’re a Movement”

🧨 Translation: We have one Medium post and a tote bag.

You’re not a movement until someone argues about your ethics on Twitter.

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